It's a hairy ass minotaur from The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. It's in a forest because videogames.

…Gamebryo would sometimes get blamed for bugs that were, in reality, caused by Bethesda. Ive always found it hilarious when enraged fanboys online say Gamebryo AI sucks, look at Morrowind. Theres no such thing as Gamebryo AI, Tim said, laughing.

David Lightbown retrospective on Gamebryo, Gamasutra

In “quotes that have stuck in the gamedev segment of my noggin” corner, this is a recent-ish one that always makes me smile.

There’s no such thing as Gamebryo AI

Not me, one of the other Robs! To be honest, I mainly want you to know there’s a game called Ludwig’s Lemon Lazers.

I’d first heard of it from one of Yak’s rummages through Gamebase years ago and whilst it’s incredibly far from the best game ever, it’s totally up there with the best videogame names.

The box art for the game. Two was lemons with arms and legs look like they need a pee

Bonus! The cover artist went for “sad lemon needs toilet” as their theme. Love it.

As ever, Rob has a chill voyage of discovery as to what the game is. It can only ever be downhill from the glorious title but really, with a title that good, who cares?