Category: Videogames
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Lies
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When I am queen, all selections of videogames publicity shots will require at least one screenshot labelled “actual in game screenshot” that is so obviously drawn and not at all from the game, fully in the spirit of 1983. Bonus if it’s in felt tip. Also, I dunno, one which looks slightly different and is…
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Console store policies are useless for 2024.
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The big three’s console policies aren’t working and they’re certainly not fit for purpose in 2024. Whilst it’s easy for plenty of people to look at the weekly releases of games on consoles, see a bunch of just not very good things and pop on the amateur biz analysis hat and decide the problem here…
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Videogames, you don’t have to invent ‘problems’ out of whole cloth.
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Really, it’s fine not to. It’s been nice being anywhere that isn’t Twitter and not having my head stuck in the perma-toilet of unflushable takes, rampaging fascists and terrible opinions on a daily basis. It’s so quiet these days, it’s nice! I really recommend finding a quiet corner of Mastodon and having some better social…