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Exploratory Void Machine: Voyager

August 2023

I’m at my own personal halfway point with Voyager, essentially the point where I’ve ticked off anything that felt mechanical from the expedition’s shopping list and can just drift around the universe filling in the rest as and when.

Of course, it’s halfway on a technicality. Yes, roughly half or more of the tasks have been ticked off but I rushed those to get to the ones I can take my time with. Bit of a quick burst of intensity before resuming normal service and as such, the remaining tasks will likely take me much longer to tick off because I won’t be trying all that much, just getting on with being on space.

Really, I should have waited for a few more patches because as with every substantial upgrade to any game ever, the Echoes update that Voyager is accompanying has brought a few gnarly bugs causing the odd bit of a mess here and there (which is why there’s so few shots at the mo). But ultimately, I’ll work around anything.

Never mind that I write videogames so am fundamentally aware of How Stuff Works, I’ve been playing videogames pretty much as long as videogames have really been a thing and in that time, there’s always been a range of bugs from the minor and amusing to showstoppers and it’s all a bit whatever, that’s videogames.

It’s half the fun and as ever, I always just hope that folks get to tackle them as chill as can be! I can wait! I’ll just be over here looking at the new shiny robots for a while and dreaming about punching them. Ahhhh.


They’re really good robots. Very Tölva and that’s high praise indeed.

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Look At This: Escape From Terror City

It’s going to be a good Switch week for me next week by the looks of things – really looking forward to getting my hands on Digital Eclipse’s Karateka Game/Documentary/Museum given Atari 50 was an incredibly special thing indeed, hadn’t noticed that Escape From Terror City was getting a Switch release as well.

It’s been available on Steam and Itch for a long while now but as huge a fan of Renegade Sector games as I am, see the usual “it’s the Switch for me these days because I can play it even on crappy health days, of which there are many”

I’ve been really grateful for Renegade Sector and EastAsiaSoft bringing some previous titles across, massively looking forward to adding Escape From Terror City to the pile too.

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Link: Frog’s Adventure / SEO content (Buried Treasure)

Though this is a recommendation of Sokpop’s Frog’s Adventure, it’s also a stab at the SEO mill that outlets find themselves having to work in and I have thoughts, sorry.

Honestly, this is something I think about way more than I should so if you’ll excuse me breaking up the “pointing at nice things” that I try to stick to wherever possible, about this stuff then...


Whilst John takes a potshot at the absurdity of publishing stuff that’s meant to appease the machines and the entirely arbitrary rules that Google inflicts on people, I think it’s worth noting that these articles being ridiculed are invariably written by the same people who are racing to get extensive guides out of the door.

There’s an overlap between the answering of simple questions across 300 words, complete with “ideal” formatting to fulfill Google’s requirements, and guides that take an immense amount of play, words and work to compile.

That these guides then get split up into disparate segments makes no odds to the amount of work required to put them out there but the job requiring those and elaborate yes or no answers helps obscure the amount of labour required for these guides — the speed at which they “need” to be placed online, the amount of time and effort someone has to put in to often sprawling and messy videogames just to get started and the huge amount of effort required to reduce that messiness down to something readable, understandable, by humans.


As we’re in the midst of watching suits try to replace workers with fancy autocorrect software, I think it’s worth keeping that overlap in mind because the suits certainly won’t. It’s beneficial to them for everyone to focus on the low hanging fruit of simple questions that don’t really need a 300 word answer (often just a “no” will suffice) because hey, nobody is laying off anyone doing anything that people do rely on! Just ignore the rest of the work these folks we’re laying off are charged with doing and how much of that there is, right?


These days with the MMO-ification of games, always-on live services and the likes, it’s increasingly rare for me to play through a big videogame and not have to hit up a guide for something. There’s a not insubstantial amount of games built with stuff that’s explicitly there for a (relative) handful of members of a game’s fandom to discover and unravel.

I go through phases of playing a lot of Destiny 2 and every few updates brings even more of this stuff to the game, every season contains new ‘secrets’ and completely obtuse tasks to fathom out and honestly, I have neither the time, the inclination or the ability to suss out the answers by myself and nor will the bulk of the players who will find themselves wanting or needing the solutions to these tasks.

So guides act as ways of spreading these solutions to the wider player base – anyone who isn’t 24/7 glued to a subreddit, a discord channel, a Youtube or Twitch streamer’s output. In other words, the bulk of the people likely to be playing a game.

It’s not just the huge megapublishers at this, it’s an accepted part of the gaming landscape now. Chunks of a videogame designed for an incredibly small percentage of players to work with is just part of what videogames in 2023 can, and do, contain.

Which is to say, the people who make videogames are complicit in perpetuating this situation also.


Not to get too Graeber over things here but guides are a very real case of bullshitized jobs. That’s not to dismiss or diminish the graft involved, just to point out that it doesn’t need to be like this.

We don’t need guides formatted primarily for computers to parse, we don’t need guides split into 300 pages with each page spending 300 words on each question regardless of whether it needs 300 words or not. The people writing these guides though? They need to be doing that because that’s the system we’re working in and it is bullshit built upon bullshit.

We really don’t need this many people working at writing mild variations of the same thing. There is a huge amount of needless duplication going on here and that takes time, effort, money and chunks of someone’s life to get made.

Does every large videogames outlet really need to be covering every tiny facet of a videogame that someone might be curious about, have a page or anchor for every query no matter how tangential or absurd?

On the one hand, yes they do. Because – again – that’s the system and if you want to keep the lights on at your outlet, there’s stuff that brings in the money so it gets done.

On the other hand, humanity absolutely does not need so many people on this job, busting a gut and racing to get this stuff out there, trying to tailor their words to be the ones a computer chooses to nudge people towards. A couple of people, maybe! This many and under ever changing computer appeasing constraints? Not in the slightest. It’s absurd.

It’s an industrial level waste of people’s lives and efforts, ostensibly just to help someone get unstuck on a videogame for five minutes. An enormous amount of graft for something so cosmically insignificant and unnecessary at this sort of scale.

And yet, here we are and people’s livelihoods depend on it.


Still. At least people get to see more adverts so it could be worse.

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