Not me, one of the other Robs! To be honest, I mainly want you to know there’s a game called Ludwig’s Lemon Lazers.
I’d first heard of it from one of Yak’s rummages through Gamebase years ago and whilst it’s incredibly far from the best game ever, it’s totally up there with the best videogame names.
Bonus! The cover artist went for “sad lemon needs toilet” as their theme. Love it.
As ever, Rob has a chill voyage of discovery as to what the game is. It can only ever be downhill from the glorious title but really, with a title that good, who cares?