A fancily dressed skeleton with a fine pipe and hat introduces the top 5, an occasional series of lists of 5 things not to be taken entirely seriously.
  1. Crenellated Goose
  2. Eggy Trevor
  3. Glass Eye
  4. Three Quarter Witch Armament (Green)
  5. Multi-layer Thermal Insulation – 1.2m x 10m (12m2)