Every week, Trader Of The Nine and all round snake faced space mystery man who plays the meanest air guitar, Xur, has rare engrams filled with the tidiest loot for sale in Bungie’s free to play Destiny 2.

Except this week! They went the shop for some milk and haven’t come back.

Guardians, if you spot Xur on your travels, tell them to come home! Their tea is going cold.


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