Top 5 New PVP Weapons In Destiny 2:Beyond Light

A fancily dressed skeleton with a fine pipe and hat introduces the top 5, an occasional series of lists of 5 things not to be taken entirely seriously.
  1. Rumpole’s Weeping Sore
  2. WOGAN Extractor Fan
  3. Trouser Tax
  4. Anticipation Of Dindins
  5. Sassy Sylv Ferret Stuffer