Top 5 Ganons Yet To Feature In A Zelda Game But Who Definitely Exist On The Timeline

A fancily dressed skeleton with a fine pipe and hat introduces the top 5, an occasional series of lists of 5 things not to be taken entirely seriously.
  1. Calimari Ganon
  2. Extraordinary Sausage Shaped Pete Waterman Ganon
  3. Queue Ganon
  4. Inappropriate Comments At A Funeral Ganon
  5. Gesticulating Penguin Ganon