Category: Nonsense
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Sincere beliefs I have expressed about videogames over the years and still believe in.
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A Small Ghost Story
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You turn your Xbox on after a long, hard, days work. As the machine boots up you hear a faint voice. “Please mister, help me mister”. You shrug it off, it’s been a hard day. You sit back with the controller in your hand, rummaging to find something to play. The voice, again. “Please mister,…
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Alien Vs Dizzy
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Be honest, we’ve all wondered what, exactly, Dizzy is growing in there. Thanks to the marvels of modern science and an entirely broken brain, I can exclusively reveal that inside every yolk folk is, in fact, an alien. Mystery solved and we can all sleep soundly now we know.