Top 5 Possible Sequels To Slay The Spire

A fancily dressed skeleton with a fine pipe and hat introduces the top 5, an occasional series of lists of 5 things not to be taken entirely seriously.
  1. Spay The Sire
  2. Weigh The Wire
  3. Lay The Liar
  4. Flay The Flier
  5. Dre The Dire