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  • Dissecting Dizzy. What’s inside the eighties videogame mascot?

    Scientific proof of the existence of Yolk Folk

    legenddescriptionpurpose
    1twignest remnant
    2bonefor the doggo
    3fried eggbrain
    4sausageinternal eyebrow
    5incy wincy spiderclimbing spouts
    6really powerful magnetholding one item at a time
    7boxing glovepunching seymour
    8dinner platewhat big eyes
    9rodentdeus ex machina, got lost in wrong game
    10food mixermixing food
    11cutleryeating dinner
    12acornsquirrel bait
    13coin slotartificial mouth/one credit
    1450p and 20p piecesrailway toilet money
    15pound coinsshopping trolleys

  • Whole Ass Dizzy

    Have you ever sat there and wondered “do the yolk folk have anuses?”.

    I have.

    i don’t know why I’m like this.

  • Seymour

    I have an absolutely irrational dislike of Seymour as a character, it’s not right. I can’t explain it, I can’t justify it, there’s just something about his little potato sprite assed self that rubs me all the wrong ways.

    What even is he, you know? Fucked up half egg, half potato, all hands guy. Thing is, there’s more bizarre characters than that in videogames, more bizarre characters I don’t want to set fire to, never mind.

    So obviously I had to have a pop at drawing Seymour. I didn’t like it but I had to go along with it. And here we are.

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The online home of Rob Fearon, disabled videogame maker, games journalist, crap film watcher, gobshite and doodler. Rob’s been around games a very, very long time now and Punching Robots Club is their personal blog featuring whatever nonsense takes their fancy.

Sometimes it’s a sketch, a review, an article about videogames, a pointer to something Rob finds cool. Whatever, really. Expect anything, Rob’s tired of being a brand online and so it’s just stuff and things these days. Nice stuff and things, mind you.

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